Why won't you play....

........smack my bitch up, DJ?

It was always the same question DQ and I asked whenever we were out bevvied up and in the mood for muchos dancing. We just liked The Prodigy.....oh and we knew that it would really wind some people up.........and it also generally meant that we would get the whole dance floor to ourselves.


We were getting desperate now.......it was not sufficient to turn the stereo up full blast and fling ourselves around Dancing Queen's front room after much vodka was consumed.


Our friend Genie could see our despondency.......she took pity on our dancing souls......and made a great great sacrifice.......




"OK everyone, this is a special request from the Bride for DQ and MC



.....ahem....Smack my Bitch up......enjoy!"

It truly was a sight to behold.....on the dance floor in a rather stately, stately home......me, DQ, Genie's Mum and Mum in law all enjoying the quality tune that is 'Smack my bitch up'